Has Anybody Noticed

“Tardigrade” is short for Time And Relative Dimensions In Galumphing Refungused Animal Despatching Everywhere. This is canon.


Review: Star Trek Discovery – Episode 5

It is a Lorca Episode this week on Dark Trek and also a shout-out episode with references galore to the original series, the animated series (apparently), The Next Generation and for added fun Twin Peaks. Is it a good episode? Mmmm, if you don’t like the antithesis qualities of Discovery as a cyncial mirror to the more ethical federation of Jean-Luc Picard, then you’ll hate this episode – although their are glimmers.

The premise (which is in the episode synopsis so not a spoiler) is that Lorca gets captured by the Klingons and on a Klingon prison/torture ship he meets Harry Mudd, a recurring character from the original series…beyond here spoilers follow.

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McEdifice Returns: Chapter Alt-Comic Book!!!

mcskycopyFrom the desk of Timothy the Talking Cat, Chief Editor and Owner of Cattimothy House Publishing:

For too long have ordinary readers been treated like scummy scum by the hoity-toity elites of BIG comic book publishing! We all sick to our stomachs with stories that spit on our sacred values of simplistic plots, hastily drawn figures and the pressing need for squirrels to be the bad guys.

Well good news! Thanks to our incredible campaign of crowd sourced fundings, Cattimothy House’s latest project can NOW BE REVEALED. Thanks to ordinary backers like Straw Puppy, Straw Puppy’s brother Bob, Straw Puppy’s Mum (and no thanks at all to some stingy people who didn’t contribute anything – yeah, you know who you are SUSAN, the sarcasm was NOT appreciated) all our stretch goals are now FULLY funded.

Yes, all you McEdifice fans out there GOOD NEWS! The exclusive, collectors edition, GRAPHIC NOVEL chapter of McEdifice Returns is now available! A clear shot across the bows of Marvel and DC and Image. With an amazing script from Straw Puppy and art by a super-well-known comic book artist who cannot be named for fear of reprisals by the liberal elite!


[What? What do you mean there’s a typo on the cover? Yeah, well that maybe how they spell “their” in your fancy New York offices but that’s not how we spell it on the streets with right thinking ordinary people who are sick and tired of being lectured to by social-justice spellers and leftwing proofreaders and cultural-Marxist copyeditors!]

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