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Welcome – politics, maths, fiction and why logic is absurd in a good way.

The blog Camestros Felapton began in may 2015 and is written by the eponymous Camestros Felapton (he/him/they). The blog is the unfiltered and unedited writing of Camestros (typically called “Cam” by readers and much ruder things by their detractors). In 2018 Camestros was a Hugo Award finalist in the Best Fan Writer category.

Who is who and what is what? Some of us are fictional.

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Regulars

Camestros Fealpton:

An avatar of two syllogisms that are existentially lacking.
Originally from elsewhere currently lives in Felapton Towers, Bortsworth, England.

Timothy the Talking Cat:

Timothy wandered out of somebody else’s fiction and set up home in Felapton Towers. Timothy believes that he is a right-wing iconoclast and the finest editor, publisher and writer of his generation.

Susan Triceratops:

From the far future and the distant past, Susan is the resident writing advice columnist. She is originally from the age of the dinosaurs but now lives in the post-apocalyptic Fungus Town.

Supporting Cast

Mr Atomic:

A robot of unknown origin. Likes cleaning.
Possibly the fever dream of a Roomba.

Straw Puppy:

Timothy’s imaginary friend, muse and agent-provocateur.

Chiselled McEdifice

The Vampire hunting hero of Timothy and Straw Puppy’s exciting space adventures.

No man is as manly as Chiseled McEdifice.

Triceracopter:

The mysterious superhero of Fungus Town.
Somehow both triceratops AND a helicopter.

Locations

Australia

The meat robot often writes about this place – mainly Sydney. Allegedly, Timothy has a safe house near Adelaide.

Bortsworth, England

A charming but economically unviable town in the South-east of England. England is the bottom bit.

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