Welcome – politics, maths, fiction and why logic is absurd in a good way.


Who is who and what is what here. Some of us are fictional.

Robot Helpers


Mr Atomic:

A robot of unknown origin. Likes cleaning. Possibly the fever dream of a Roomba.


meatrobot The Meat Robot:

An organic robot. Does the typing. Made in the UK but operates in Australia for safety reasons. Runs the Camestros emulator.



camestrosminifigCamestros Fealpton:

An avatar of two syllogistismsthat are existentially lacking. Orignally from elsewhere currently lives in Felapton Towers, Bortsworth, England.


timtimecover Timothy the Talking Cat:

Timothy wandered out of somebody elses fiction and set up home in Felapton Towers. Timothy believes that his is a right wing iconclast and the finest editor, publisher and writer of his generation.


susanavatar Susan Triceratops:

From the far future and the distant past, Susan is the resident writing advice columnist. She is originally from the age of the dinosaurs but now lives in the post-apocalyptic Fungus Town.

Supporting Cast

trt06 The Satsuma Spider God:

It’s bottom looks like a citrus fruit.


strawpupavatar Straw Puppy:

Timothy’s imaginary friend, muse and agent-provocateur.


phonepollsquirrel Squirrels:

Everybody has a nemesis. Timothy knows what they did.


trt02 Bortsworth Dry Cleaners

They may still have Tim’s green suit.


mcedificePEN Chiseled McEdifice

The Vampire hunting hero of Timothy and Straw Puppy’s exciting space adventures.

No man is as manly as Chiseled McEdifice.


susan02 Triceracopter:

The mysterious superhero of Fungus Town who is somehow both triceratops AND a helicopter.


img_0150 Australia

The meat robot often writes about this place – mainly Sydney. Allegedly, Timothy has a safe house near Adelaide.

hybridbrexitGEmapBortsworth, England

A charming but economically unviable town in the South-east of England.



scarycomputer Cyberspace


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