Welcome – politics, maths, fiction and why logic is absurd in a good way.
Who is who and what is what here. Some of us are fictional.
A robot of unknown origin. Likes cleaning. Possibly the fever dream of a Roomba.
The Meat Robot:
An organic robot. Does the typing. Made in the UK but operates in Australia for safety reasons. Runs the Camestros emulator.
An avatar of two syllogistismsthat are existentially lacking. Orignally from elsewhere currently lives in Felapton Towers, Bortsworth, England.
Timothy the Talking Cat:
Timothy wandered out of somebody elses fiction and set up home in Felapton Towers. Timothy believes that his is a right wing iconclast and the finest editor, publisher and writer of his generation.
From the far future and the distant past, Susan is the resident writing advice columnist. She is originally from the age of the dinosaurs but now lives in the post-apocalyptic Fungus Town.
The Satsuma Spider God:
It’s bottom looks like a citrus fruit.
Timothy’s imaginary friend, muse and agent-provocateur.
Everybody has a nemesis. Timothy knows what they did.
Bortsworth Dry Cleaners
They may still have Tim’s green suit.
The Vampire hunting hero of Timothy and Straw Puppy’s exciting space adventures.
No man is as manly as Chiseled McEdifice.
The mysterious superhero of Fungus Town who is somehow both triceratops AND a helicopter.
The meat robot often writes about this place – mainly Sydney. Allegedly, Timothy has a safe house near Adelaide.
A charming but economically unviable town in the South-east of England.