Breaking news: Talking cat named Whitehouse Communications Director

In a surprising and yet somehow inevitable move, DOnald Trump has appointed well known media personality, book editor and publicist, Timothy the Talking Cat as Whitehouse Communications Director.

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“I hope that I can bring both humility and excellence to the role,” said the cat in a press release, “My job will be to show America the wonderful work the Donald is doing.”

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