In a sudden shake-up of key Whitehouse personnel, Timothy the Talking Cat has been removed as Whitehouse Communications Director. His brief but significant career as part of the Trump Administration came to a suprising yet inevitable halt about, oh…maybe a minute ago.
Sources inside the Whitehouse claim that working relationships became tense after a squirrel was appointed as the new Director of Homeland Security.
“The in-fighting became too much,” the high level source said, “one of them had to go and Donald likes the funny tricks the squirrel does.”
A replacement for Timothy has not yet been confirmed but it is rumoured to be Incitatus – the zombiefied corpse of Caligula’s horse.