Timothy’s vocabulary score


I asked Timothy to take the test. Here are his responses. It gets a little sad at the end.

The synonym of large is faded, because remembering is large but it has faded.
•    The synonym of deal is plea, of course.
•    The synonym of above is work, because above is over and I’m over work.
•    The synonym of specify is capitulate, because to give specifics is to capitulate to them.
•    The antonym of old is small, because now I’m old I’m big.
•    The antonym of come is most, because most cats won’t come to you if you call to us.
•    The synonym of fly is drink, because they drink.
•    The antonym of active is disagree, because you can disagree passively.
•    The antonym of dangerous is sadness, because danger should be happy.
•    The antonym of distant is obey, because we shouldn’t obey distant governments.
•    The antonym of narrow is scold and that is the truth.
•    The antonym of separate is weak, because those who can’t live by themselves are weak.
•    The antonym of normal is doubt, because only the exceptional like me doubt the lies we are told by the elites.
•    The synonym of spade is oak because they both come out of the ground.
•    The synonym of done is embellished, because it isn’t done until it is embellished.
•    The synonym of beg is recant, because to beg is to recant everything a cat stands for.
•    The synonym of lax is delectable, or I maybe thinking of lox.
•    The synonym of quash is evade, naturally.
•    The synonym of minor is morris.
•    The synonym of drab is barbaric, because o be civilized is to dress well.
•    The synonym of related is alien, like my French cousins.
•    The synonym of annoying is clicker, obviously.
•    The synonym of incipient is chromatic, I assume.
•    The antonym of foul is repelling, because chickens chase me.
•    The antonym of compensate is extortion and do not forget it.
•    The antonym of acquiesce is irascible, because I never acquiesce and I am irascible.
•    The antonym of adamant is aerate in any sane universe.
•    The antonym of alienate is aggressive – ha! you thought I’d say they synonyms because aliens are scary, didn’t you?
•    The antonym of avulse is suture, like everybody knows. Is this a quiz for two-year olds or something?
•    The antonym of catalyst is damp, because making stuff damp usually stops them reacting – particularly postal workers.
•    The antonym of amorphous is abridge, like that time when I had to edit a really amorphous book, so I abridged it.
•    The antonym of aggrieved is warped, because only the warped aren’t aggrieved with the federal government.
•    The antonym of apologist is canon, because a canon never apologizes.
•    The synonym of widow is fiend. I’m thinking specifically of the old lady in the cottage who throws sticks at me.
•    The synonym of omen is opulence, as we all know.
•    The synonym of querulous is fugacious because both words make me laugh.
•    The synonym of hightail is perturb, because they are both cats I know. I don’t really like either of them but cats have to stick together in this cruel world of squirrels.
•    The synonym of gargantuan is equestrian, unless I’m confusing cows with horses again.
•    The antonym of avarice is yoke and let no one deny that.
•    The antonym of alacrity is provoker, you have been warned.
•    The antonym of altruism is apocrypha, because it is only in the secondary literature that we learn of how the non-altruistic are the true heroes.
•    The antonym of affinity is warped again.
•    The antonym of baneful is jejune, because it is a wonderful month (except in Australia)
•    The antonym of yes is notice, because if you just say yes to everything you don’t get noticed.
•    The synonym of fall is squeal, as I did.
•    The synonym of companion is fool, and he knows it.
•    The synonym of trash is squeeze, because of the time I had to hide behind the dumpsters when I was tiny.
•    The synonym of love is left, like how I had to leave my mum when I was a kitten.
•    The synonym of much is deal, because I don’t want to deal with that much.
•    The synonym of child is forget, because it is for the best.

8 thoughts on “Timothy’s vocabulary score

      1. That’s the sort of sentence where you want to be very clear on the comma placement. “Avulse me, hearties” could be an unfortunate order to give.


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