Chuck sez needs moar pseudonym. Suggests “Timothy the Talking Cat o’ Nine Tales”
Also, since he’s got the tinglers covered, counsels ThTCoNT target the firebug crowd, viz:
“Spires of Cinder in the Butt”
“Hey is that a 2,000 kPa hose or are you just glad to see me?”
“Space Volcano Lava Invasion”
And for your new Andean readers “Canciones de fuego y hielo (ahora, con más fuego)”
You’re welcome.
Well, we wouldn’t expect much from a publishing house started by a vain and vicious animal interested mostly in preening and nowhere near as smart as it thinks it is.
I offer to write a story entitled “The Walrus And The Talking Cat” for this anthology:
The Walrus and the Talking Cat
Were scrolling on the site;
They wept like anything to see
The prose of John C. Wright:
“If Wite-Out came in pixel form,
The future would be bright!”
My cat demands that I order this so that he can sit on it.
I tried explaining that it doesn’t really exist, but he is a cat.
So you need to make it happen because his wanting things is very loud.
Camestros Felapton
13 responses to “New From Cattimothy House”
I’m in! Where do I order my copy?
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🙂
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Chuck sez needs moar pseudonym. Suggests “Timothy the Talking Cat o’ Nine Tales”
Also, since he’s got the tinglers covered, counsels ThTCoNT target the firebug crowd, viz:
“Spires of Cinder in the Butt”
“Hey is that a 2,000 kPa hose or are you just glad to see me?”
“Space Volcano Lava Invasion”
And for your new Andean readers “Canciones de fuego y hielo (ahora, con más fuego)”
You’re welcome.
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🙂
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This is the sort of development for which the cry “Mayday!” was invented…
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Timothy has very limited capacity to follow through with such things
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Well, we wouldn’t expect much from a publishing house started by a vain and vicious animal interested mostly in preening and nowhere near as smart as it thinks it is.
And let’s clarify, I’m talking about cats…
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miaow
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I… I would write something for and submit to this in a heartbeat. Please make this a real thing.
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social pressure doesn’t work on cats but I may see what I can do to persuade him…
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I offer to write a story entitled “The Walrus And The Talking Cat” for this anthology:
The Walrus and the Talking Cat
Were scrolling on the site;
They wept like anything to see
The prose of John C. Wright:
“If Wite-Out came in pixel form,
The future would be bright!”
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My cat demands that I order this so that he can sit on it.
I tried explaining that it doesn’t really exist, but he is a cat.
So you need to make it happen because his wanting things is very loud.
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When will submission guidelines be up? Various cats want to know.
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