Category: Illustration

Panic Bob

I was asked about the purple person in the gif I used to indicate panic around looming deadlines etc. It is the panic blob but ‘Panic Bob’ makes more sense as a name. The original animation I tried had the camera following their face but you can see too easily how the feet don’t quite get the rhythm of the walk right. That creates a sort of ice-skate effect. But here it is anyway, with added ‘Panic Blob’ because I forgot to change the name to ‘Bob’.

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A Message from the CEO of Cattimothy House

These days life can get a bit hectic.

If, like me, you run a popular vanity agile publishing house built using your father’s money, you’ve probably found yourself ina situation just like my friend Ted did recently. Maybe Ted is you or maybe Ted is a friend or relative or arch-nemesis, but I think we all can sympathise with Ted’s predicament.

You see, Ted, like many publisher’s today, found himself having to pull a book from Amazon because rogue squirrels hidden among the lower ranks OBJECTED to his book on the spurious grounds that his book cover was a clear rip-off humorous parody of another book.

What to do! Even the most nimble of publishing houses may take nearly a day to slap some stock images together and think of a new fake name author. And let me tell you, a day is 23 hours and 55 minutes TOO LONG in this cut throat, cat-eat-cat world we live in.

That’s why our scientists at Felapton Towers have borrowed the idea from the pulpomizer come up with a wholly novel new web application.

The Corrodiser allows you, yes YOU, to create your own amazing new cover after waiting several minutes for the bloody thing to load in a matter of moments!

Available right here: https://camestrosfelapton.neocities.org/hype/covermaker.html

corrodiser

The Corrodiser will make you NIMBLE and LOOK GREAT!

Yours,

Timothy the Talking Cat
Chief Editor and CEO
Cattimothy House
Estonia

PS Enjoy
PPS Please direct all complaints to the bozo who made it. No, he doesn’t know how you can’t but your own text in. The guys is an idiot. I only keep him round because he changes the litter tray.