In a surprising move, presumptive Democratic nominee for President of the United States, Hillary Clinton, has chosen local vermin catcher Timothy the Talking Cat as her Vice Presidential pick.
Timothy, known for his radical rightwing views, squirrel fixation and editorial ambitions is an unlikely choice for Clinton. However, commentators are suggesting this is a clever move on Clinton’s part as it challenges Donald Trump in the key ‘talking utter nonesense’ demographic.
UPDATE: Timothy explains that it is some other person called Tim.
[…] (1) TRAFFIC. How do you get more pageviews for your blog? Talk about politics. But, of course, these things must be done delicately. Notice the daft, er, deft touch in Camestros Felapton’s post “Well, He Kept That Quiet”. […]
[…] [Timothy] It’s because I’m a Trump supporter! [Camestros] …you were also briefly Hillary Clinton’s vice-presidential pick… [Timothy] clearly, CLEARLY, I should have been nominated for my starring role in Bortsworth […]
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[…] (1) TRAFFIC. How do you get more pageviews for your blog? Talk about politics. But, of course, these things must be done delicately. Notice the daft, er, deft touch in Camestros Felapton’s post “Well, He Kept That Quiet”. […]
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[…] [Timothy] It’s because I’m a Trump supporter! [Camestros] …you were also briefly Hillary Clinton’s vice-presidential pick… [Timothy] clearly, CLEARLY, I should have been nominated for my starring role in Bortsworth […]
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