[Camestros] Look what I made you!
[Timothy] Not interested.
[Camestros] But it is the new old-genre. The happening place for aspiring alt-right cat-based publishers.
[Timothy] It’s just not my thing.
[Camestros] Vox is doing one. See https://voxday.blogspot.com.au/2016/05/brings-lightning-by-peter-grant.html The Boycott-Tor-Books guy is writing it. Manly men with guns! Manly American men with guns!
[Timothy] (sigh) What’s that thing on the cover.
[Camestros] A walrus – you LIKE walruses. They’ve got whiskers.
[Timothy] The other thing. The cow thing.
[Camestros] It’s a horse.
[Timothy] Horse, cow, same difference. Stupid animals that poo everywhere.
[Camestros] Never mind that, you can be the new Louis L’Amour!
[Timothy] You have no idea who that is. Tell me one thing about Louis L’Amour.
[Camestros] He was maybe French? I don’t know. Does it matter?
[Timothy] You’ve never actually read any Westerns have you?
[Camestros] Um, No, but I’ve seen piles of movies.
[Timothy] So you want us to become the Brad Torgersen of Westerns?
[Camestros] Ah, fair point and yeah, horses are stupid.
[Timothy] Yes they are. They are indeed.
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[…] (15) SADDLE UP. Fast work by Camestros Felapton. Mere minutes after Castalia House announced its new Peter Grant western novel, Camestros was pitching a parody cover to Timothy the Talking Cat. […]
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