Weredinosaur uses the time portal to go back in time. She persuades the SMOFS to give Larry a prize. Larry wears the Not-A-Hugo Tiara! Everybody is happy!
Ooops! Morlocks come through the time portal too! But they are from the future so they should be OK. What’s that you are eating morlock? Um is that a human femur?
Ifyou Weredinosaur is summoned by Scalzi through the time portal! She’ll sort out the puppies!
Scalzi comes to help with his magic mallet of moderation…
GRRM is alarmed by all the puppies!
Brad summons lots of puppies to help him!
Vox has come to help Brad scare the CHORF away. He has his sword of flaming nonsense.