Category: Walrus

  • Time for Chapter 3

    Chiseled McEdifice: Returns – by Timothy the Talking Cat and Straw Puppy Chapter 3 McEdifice softly caressed McEdifices swan-like neck. “Oh darling,” he whispered into his ear, “this night is so magical. I feel we could fly forever upon this magical wingéd horse.” “This has been the most beautiful night of my life…hold on…wouldn’t a […]


  • McEdifice Returns Chapter 2 Probably

    Chiseled McEdifice: Returns – by Timothy the Talking Cat and Straw Puppy Chapter 1 2 REVENGE! There was but one thought on McEdifice’s mind: REVENGE! The outlaws of the evil Treerat Gang (a bunch of outlaws and pagan worshippers of the ancient demonic squirrel god) had killed (not really but that’s what he thinks right now) […]

  • Timothy & Straw Pup’s WIP

    When seasons change the two of them like to dig out their epic space-fantasy-revenge-western-with-vampires. Here is Chapter 1. Chiseled McEdifice: Returns – by Timothy the Talking Cat and Straw Puppy Chapter 1 Standing proudly before his lonesome homestead on the far prairie plains of the Grassland Planet of Steppe, Chiseled McEdifice was chopping wood. He […]

  • Reading ‘Corrosion’ so you don’t have to

    Oh, if only this WAS a parody: “It was worrisome that the Human League had declared him “a traitor to Galactic Man” and was offering a bounty on his head. Still, this wasn’t the first time he’d been targeted by crackpots, though, and as a technocrat, he found it hard to be Praton as a […]

  • Vox Day is Stealing Timothy’s Covers

    They’ve always had an on-again/off-again sort of relationship since he hailed Timothy as the next new new new Heinlein but this recent event has caused Timothy more angst than usual. Here is Timothy’s cover from last year: And here is an earlier cover concept for him: And here is the blatant rip off as the […]

  • Dragon Award Nominations Open – The Power of Timothy’s Mindset Proven

    Simply via sheer force of his cat-mind, Timothy has reversed the trend of decline on the Dragon Award website from a gradual erosion of announcements to 2017 NOMINATIONS NOW BEING OPEN! Do NOT doubt the power of this cat’s mindset. Less than 24 hours after the epoch making publication of WALRUS MINDSET the Dragon […]

  • The Ultimate Scare: Walrus Mindset!

    The Ultimate Scare: Walrus Mindset!

    Spooky talking cats! Unpleasant right-wing self-help! Haunted trams! Demonic spiders! Donald Trump winning the election! All the scariest things you can imagine and some things you really shouldn’t imagine! Yes, the spookiest tale of horror, and positive thinking is here as a special download by clicking this link: walrusmindset Go on – try it! You […]

  • My Scary Halloween Costume is…an alt-right self-help book cover

    Wooooooooo!!!!!!! The ideas are only connected by fear and anxiety and not by reason or logic!!!! Wooooooooo!!!!

  • Timothy and the publishing delay

    As I sat in the south gazebo, hitting refresh on voxopedia’s ‘Recent changes’ page, I noticed from the corner of my eye the household cat walking pensively in circles. Perturbed by this uncharacteristic behaviour I approached him cautiously whilst holding my phone in the forlorn hope of capturing an amusing cat video with which to […]

  • Up Next! Semiprozine Choices!

    And as a taster here is a cover.