It’s December and that means it is the season in which we must appease the spider gods with song so that they do not consume our souls.
Santa The Christmas Spider
Santa the Christmas Spider,
Had far too many legs,
And if you ever saw it,
It would use your soul to hatch it's eggs.
All of the Christmas reindeers,
Hid from its hypnotic gaze,
It could trap a reindeer,
In a psychic trance for days.
Then one sunny Christmas day,
The spider came to say,
Reindeers with your blood so bright,
I'll trap you in cocoons tonight.
Then all the reindeers bolted,
Ran away as fast as light,
But they couldn't escape the spider,
Whose psychic web had caught them tight