3: Pluto and Eris

You guys are way out there. You have a vast circle of friends — I mean really vast. Yet you don’t see each other very often but that’s fine. You know all your Kuiper Belt Best Buddies are with you in spirit as you hang out on the dark edges of everything. From where you stand you can see every object and everybody, they are just very far away from you and that’s all OK. Nobody does friendship better than you because you know how to be a good friend at a great distance. Also, comets.