[From the desk of Timothy the Talking Cat]
Timothy the Talking Cat, the world’s leading editor of books who is also a cat (that is: he’s an editor who is a cat not an editor of books that are also cats because that would make no sense), will be DOING A THING.
Frankly, Timothy is SICK AND TIRED of what has been going on. The various things, instances and activities that have occurred that are in many ways UNACCEPTABLE, OUTRAGEOUS and AGAINST COMMON DECENCY and the laws of California, West Australia and Andorra. It is time somebody stood up against this and made a stand with those that understand when a stand must be made to steady society and stand steadfast instead.
Timothy will do a thing and thing will have:
- Future accompishments
- Stretch goals
The metrics will be in imperial measures like furlongs or barleycorns or such like because while they will be metrics they won’t be metric metrics because of Timothy’s firm stance against the plutocrats of the EUROPEAN UNION who no doubt are already in fear of Timothy doing a thing.
So ner-do-wells and flittity-gibbets and slugabeds and other nincompoops and vexatious individuals who frankly TRY MY PATIENCE all the time in various ways are on notice that I have noticed their behaviour and that this cannot continue!
“Oh this is just a poorly organised publicity stunt and Timothy hasn’t even worked out the details yet.” is what some tired cynical leftist will probably say because they are a loser and stupidhead. Well NO SIR! Sure I may point out that my excellent book McEdifice Returns which was not only written by me (and Straw Puppy) but also has an appearance by me in the book (and by ‘me’ I mean Timothy the Talking Cat), is available from here right now: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/764769
But the idea that Timothy the Talking Cta would merely do a thing in a desperate bid to gain publicity for his excellent book (currently at a low, low price for a limited time) is not only INSULTING but is representative of exaclty the kind of CYNICAL, NIHILISTIC, AMORAL rubbish that is consuming modern society. That kind of attitude is precisely why Timothy will be doing the thing that he will be doing.
MARK MY WORDS!