Now if that name sounds familiar, then you may remember him as the guy who threatened to kill Johnny Depp’s dogs. As a member of the rural National Party, Joyce is a somewhat eccentric figure who trades off a true-Aussie-bloke persona.
Lurkertype: Also, while I don’t approve of either Johnny Depp or small yappy dogs
OR smuggling animals in past quarantines and screening procedures; people who have arrogantly done what Depp did have caused ecological disasters by introducing devastating invasive pests and parasites (which was why Joyce threatened to euthanize Depp’s illegally imported animals).
You’d think more people would be aware of the reasons for the stringent quarantine and control procedures after The Simpsons did that episode where Bart brought the bullfrog into Australia.
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What, are Kiwis sneaking into Aussies’ homes in the middle of the night and giving them passports???
That there is some epic trolling. 😀
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Thuts right bro [my lame attempt at indicating a NZ accent]
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I can see the headline now:
IT’S A WHAKAN CONSPIRACY: KIWIS INFILTRATE AUSSIE GOVERNMENT AT THE HIGHEST LEVELS
😀
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Typical — blokier than thou and he isn’t one.
Also, while I don’t approve of either Johnny Depp or small yappy dogs, threatening to kill small dogs is never a good idea.
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Lurkertype: Also, while I don’t approve of either Johnny Depp or small yappy dogs
OR smuggling animals in past quarantines and screening procedures; people who have arrogantly done what Depp did have caused ecological disasters by introducing devastating invasive pests and parasites (which was why Joyce threatened to euthanize Depp’s illegally imported animals).
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You’d think more people would be aware of the reasons for the stringent quarantine and control procedures after The Simpsons did that episode where Bart brought the bullfrog into Australia.
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The NT News:
STILL SHOCKED ABOUT THIS BARNABY JOYCE CONTROVERSY. WE ALWAYS CONSIDERED HIM AS AUSSIE AS RUSSELL CROWE, PHAR LAP AND SPLIT ENZ.
🤣.
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LOL
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Stealth Kiwis is the name of my next band.
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[…] For earlier coverage see here https://camestrosfelapton.wordpress.com/2017/08/14/stealth-kiwis-takeover/ […]
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