Some updates on Timothy’s PR work

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Tim is too busy to write this himself so here are some general updates and questions:

  1. A question from a reader: “Is Timothy’s career choice in anyway inspired by the Princess Carolyn character  from Bojack Horseman?” – no, we only started binge watching Bojack Horseman the other day when I realised I’d let that Netflix account roll over for another month. Also Tim is more like Tod, except well he says I’m the Tod and I think I’m more the Diane but they we got confused with Cheers. It wasn’t a good conversation.
  2. “Has Tim got anymore clients?” – not currently but he has some excellent leads. He is hoping to specialise in tell-all books by former insiders from the Trump administration or failing that from former insiders from the teams investigating the Trump administration or failing that from former insiders from the legal firms defending the former insiders of the Trump administartion that are being investigated by the teams investigating the Trump administration.
  3. No, no luck on Tim negotiating a book deal from the Satsuma Spider God – in fact as no appaling Satsuma Spider God apocalypse has not happened, Tim is beginning to doubt whether there really is a Satsuma Spider God hidden on a secret floor in Trump Tower.
  4. Timothy is still hoping that Bortsworth Quest is nominated for a Dragon Award. I told him that is both silly and narcissistic. He said that I can’t even spell “narcissistic” and I said “it is easier to spell than you would thing” and I think I was write. Damn. I meant “right”. Look, that isn’t a mispelling- that’s just accidently putting a different word down like when I write “think” instead of “thing”.
  5. Jon Del Arroz has started his own answer to Sad Puppies called “Happy Frogs” http://happyfrogs.org/2017/06/23/happy-frogs-official-dragon-award-recommendations/
  6. Why are we even linking to that, is what I want to know? Tim says I have to as it has Declan Finn listed and “It is about time he won a Dragon Award – what even is the point of the Dragon Award if Declan Finn doesn’t win one”.
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16 comments

  1. KR

    Damn. I thought this was signalling a new money-making direction, that Timothy was registering as an election systems lobbyist, pushing a switch to Proportional Representation voting on behalf of the Russians. Diebold Systems, and dry cleaners with closely-held religious beliefs.

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  2. JJ

    hahahaha, I can’t believe JdA bought that Happy Frogs Sucking Up To Other Writers So They’ll Buy My Books domain.

    No, wait, I can totally believe it… 😀

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  3. Matt Y

    I am so disappointed in JDA. He could’ve called it Hoppy Frogs and then invited everyone he offended to have an IPA with him.

    Instead of dual puns he went with just special pleading. Sad. Low energy.

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  4. Bonnie McDaniel

    Why are we even linking to that, is what I want to know? Tim says I have to as it has Declan Finn listed and “It is about time he won a Dragon Award – what even is the point of the Dragon Award if Declan Finn doesn’t win one”.

    And this is irregardless if he actually writes something worthy of an award? Sheesh.

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