The latest one starts like this:
Camestros — Is everything okay?
President Trump emailed you (twice!)
Chairwoman Ronna McDaniel emailed you
But we’re still $42,781 short of our goal and we only have 5 hours left.
He emailed me, twice!
Wait, what’s this fine print at the bottom:
Paid for by the Republican National Committee Not authorized by any candidate or candidate’s committee.
No, not that (as confusing as it is on an email from “Trump Headquarters”) – this:
If you have any questions, concerns, or thoughts on the Republican Party, just click here to send us a message!
I mean, I have so many questions, concerns and oh, so, so many thoughts on the Republican Party but I must focus.
Oh bottoms, I didn’t really prioritise my concerns very well there.