Timothy TTC Updates on Cattimothy House

Timothy the Talking Cat writes:

I was browsing the Amazon Author Rank pages today and this output caught my eye.


Clearly Cattimothy House is connecting readers who have been long disenfranchised by the lamestream publishing houses. Congratulations to everybody, in particular me.


[Update by Camestros Felapton: aside from the more obvious clues that Timothy has been attempting to use MSPaint again, the main indication that this ranking might be somewhat artificially inflated is that Timothy’s book isn’t available on Amazon. However, Timothy assures me that the quotes are “genuine”.]