Now available from Smashwords, until they decide it is too embarrassing even for them, There Will Be Walrus First Volume V.
Crafted from the finest pixels and using exquisite fonts and typographical metadata, There Will Be Walrus is the ground breaking anthology series from Cattimothy House – the world’s leading publisher of feline edited military science fiction anthologies.
The book comes with additional bonus content and includes features such as:
Spelling and punctuation are used throughout and in many cases radical new and exciting approaches have been taken. Copy-editing has been applied at industry standards as found in top flight Hugo nominated publishers such as Castalia House or Baen Books.
Unlike traditional publishers, we don’t seek to patronize our readers with a linked content page that actually works but instead have opted for some sort of auto-generated content page that doesn’t seem to relate to the page that was supposed to be the content page.
For connoisseurs of typos and solecisms, bonus extra ones have been added as a fun educational game for all the family. Also there are pictures but you’ve probably seen those all already.
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