The conservative movement needs unity and direction more than ever. For years the Republican Party has used an elephant as its symbols. Elephants suck – I mean they are literally famous for sucking. If you wanted an animal to symbolize sucking you would pick an elephant. The only animal with more sucktitude is the octopus. Wait – or are the Republicans the one with the donkey? I can’t remember but it doesn’t matter, donkey’s suck too.
A cat would be much better:
- we are very focused
- we can manipulate liberal SJWs
- we don’t poo everywhere unlike some people
- we are the best
I’m so obviously the unity candidate the Grand Old Party needs.
Timothy the Talking Cat